After all, you worked hard decorating your tree - you should enjoy it for as long as you want. Take a note from Dolly Parton, who leaves her tree up until after her birthday on January 19. I told her “No, I’m going to put it up in the living room.Of course, all of this to say that you should really take down your Christmas tree when it's the most convenient time for you and your family - whether that's the day after Christmas, New Year's Eve or you prefer decorating your tree all year long. My daughter asked me if I was going to put it up myself. Posted by u/suckme_beautiful December 16, 2019 “Don’t be disgusting.I’m going to put it up in the living room.” I used to put it up in the living myself a Christmas tree today, guy asked if I’m gonna put it up myself, I said no, gonna put it up in the living room I’m thinking of putting the Christmas tree up myself this year I said, “No, you sicko, I’m putting it in my living room!” and the cashier said, “Whoa, are you going to put that up yourself?” I’m going to put it up in the living room"."Īmanda, putting the Christmas tree up myself this year. “Last Christmas, we bought a fake Christmas tree and the guy behind the counter asked, “Are you going to put it up yourself” My dad replied, ‘Don’t be disgusting. I’m going to put it up in the living room.’ Submitted by Amanda in NSWĨ October 2015, Newcastle (New South Wales) Herald, “Best dad-joke winner almost takes the cake” by Tim Connell, pg.?: Last Christmas, we bought a fake Christmas tree, and the guy behind the counter asked ‘Are you going to put it up yourself?’ My dad replied, ‘Don’t be disgusting. News Mail (Bundaberg, Queensland, Australia)ĭad’s wedding day pun named Best Dad Joke No he replies “I’m going to put it up in the living room.” The cashier looks at it all and asks “are you going to put that up yourself? “ Guy walks in a shop and buys a Christmas tree, tinsle and lights. Last Christmas we bought a fake Christmas tree and the guy behind the counter asked my dad, “Are you going to put it up yourself?” and my dad said “Don’t be disgusting.I’m going to put it up in the living room!” Posted by u/harveythecomputer January 12, 2015 I cast a withering glance and growled: “Don’t be disgusting. “Will you be putting that up yourself?” asked the smiling assistant. 12:īelieve it or not, yesterday I purchased a Christmas tree from our garden centre. I said no, I’d put it up in the living roomĨ December 2013, Sunday Mercury (Birmingham, UK), “Sorry to burst the bauble but it’s mistletoe & whine” by Mike Lockley, pg. Philip Martin a Xmas tree and was asked if I’d put it up myself. I said, No, I’ll probably just put it up in the living room. The guy asked if I was going to put it up myself. I’m going to put it up in the living room.ġ:21 AM - from Dartford, bought a new Xmas tree. Hollie you gonna put the tree up yourself?” “no I’m gonna put it up in the living room”ġ:18 AM - 15 Dec Evans: Are you going to put the tree up yourself? Vicar: No. I said, “Certainly not, I’m putting it up in the living room.” Bloke in the shop asked if I was putting it up myself. “no, you sick bastard” I replied, “i’m putting it up in the lounge” The joke has been printed on several images.Īndy L bought a Christmas tree today The girl in the shop asked if I was going to put it up myself I said no I’ll be putting it up in the loungeĪndrew bought a Xmas tree, assistant asks “if I’m putting it up myself”. I said, ‘Certainly not, I’m putting it up in the living room’” was posted on Twitter by Paul Twinn on December 3, 2010. “I bought a Christmas tree today The girl in the shop asked if I was going to put it up myself I said no I’ll be putting it up in the lounge.” A somewhat NSFW Christmas tree joke was posted on Twitter by Andy L Smith on December 18, 2009:
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